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Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee
- You answer the door before people knock.- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.- You ski uphill.- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.- You lick your coffeepot clean.- You're the... More about Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee
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Soda Machine
One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it, the more the soda came out. After a while someone walked up to... More about Soda Machine
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iPhone autocorrect..Epic Fails
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Watch For Fallen Rocks
Driving down a remote road, a motorist sees a sign that says: "Watch For Fallen Rocks." A couple of miles of careful driving later, he spots some pebbles and stops to pick a few up. Arriving in the next town, the motorist carries the stones into... More about Watch For Fallen Rocks
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Near death experience
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said: "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon... More about Near death experience
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Belated confession
A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” he said. “During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," said the priest. "That's not a sin." "But I... More about Belated confession
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What you watching that for?
The missus was watching a cooking program the other day.I said, "What you watching that for? You can't cook." She said, ........"You watch porn!!." Hat Tip: Thomas Ben Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to see... More about What you watching that for?
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Computer Problems?
We “Silver Surfers” know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eddie, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eddie clicked a couple... More about Computer Problems?
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Skirt problem
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became... More about Skirt problem
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Robbery
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank," replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money." "Don't argue!... More about Robbery
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