Half drunk

A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him: "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

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The man replies: "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money."

 

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  • Cindy says
    and wouldn't you love her response to be "well come on love I'll join you and finish you off"! YEAH RIGHT!
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  • samala says
    Haha, yea but she'll be saying all this while his best mate's jumping out the bedroom window!!
    Reply

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