Mummy is a Pole Dancer!

 

For homework, a class in NSW were asked to draw their parents at work. 

This is Jessica's drawing:

Here's the letter the teacher received the next day:

 

Dear Mrs. Jackson, 

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  

I work at Bunnings and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week after the floods hit.  

I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in stock and several people were fighting over who would get it.    

Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had in the store.

From now on I will remember to check her homework  before she hands it in. 

Sincerely,

Erica Cameron

 

 
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  • Steven says
    haha very good
    Reply
  • Wice says
    A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a
    deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that
    she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother
    from Cork came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh No,
    not my brother... he's an idiot!"

    She asks the doctor,"Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise."

    "Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

    "Denephew."
    Reply

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