Shaving problem

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer: "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech: "And what if I swallow it?"

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"No problem," says the barber: "Just pass it and bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

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