A Woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee, when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a Pit-bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 people walking single file.
The Woman couldn’t stand her curiosity. She approached the man walking her dog and said, I’m so sorry for your loss. I know now is not a good time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?
"My Wife."
"What happen to her?"
The woman replied, “My dog attacked and killed her.”
She inquired further, "Well, Who is in the second hearse?
The woman answered, “My Mother-in-Law. She was trying to help my Wife, when the dog turned on her.”
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two.
“Can I borrow the Dog?”The woman asked.
“Get in Line.” Replied the Widow.
Hat Tip: Paul Ogilvie
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