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Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment
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Special golf ball
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed... More about Special golf ball
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Guess who's the bride
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to... More about Guess who's the bride
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The devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright. She draped herself in a white sheet and went down to the local cemetery, knowing that her husband was in the habit of... More about The devil herself
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Saving up for 75 years
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young... More about Saving up for 75 years
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The Cardiologist's funeral
A famous cardiologist died, and everyone was gathered at his funeral. His coffin was displayed in front of a huge model heart. When the minister finished his sermon and everyone said their goodbyes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside,... More about The Cardiologist's funeral
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Discrepancy check
A sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He says to the man: "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly.' Your wife, on the other hand,... More about Discrepancy check
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Blonde cop
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little Red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.The officer asked to see the ladys driver's license.She dug through her purse and was getting... More about Blonde cop
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Ethical Dilemma
God appears to a man and tells him that he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into Heaven. The guy says he'll try. A week passes and God visits the man again to see how he's doing. "Not bad," says the man: "I've... More about Ethical Dilemma
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Wish for peace
A man is walking along the beach when he discovers a strange bottle. He rubs it and a genie comes out and promises to grant him one wish. The man thinks about it for a moment and says: "My wish is for peace in the Middle East." The genie looks... More about Wish for peace
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Backdoor
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home when all of a sudden they hear the front door open and close."Oh, no, it’s my husband!" she says."Where’s your back door?" the man asks."We don’t have a back door,"... More about Backdoor
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