Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment

  • Pretend Marriage

    03 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very... More about Pretend Marriage

  • Kid's parent

    02 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman wave at him.She says, “Hello!”He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'She replies, 'I... More about Kid's parent

  • Stolen horse

    01 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A Cowboy rides into town and stops at a saloon for a drink. When he finishes his drink, he finds his horse has been stolen. He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without looking and fires a shot... More about Stolen horse

  • Night Out

    31 January 2012 / Funny Jokes

    Two female friends had gone out for a girls' night out, and had been decidedly overenthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them... More about Night Out

  • Snake bite

    30 January 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A couple of friends were playing a round in a rather remote course in the tropics of North Australia. After several holes one needed to relieve himself, so he walked into the rough, dropped out his thing and began to pee. Alas, as he was in... More about Snake bite

  • Empty jar

    26 January 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A 70-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the 70-year-old man reappears at the... More about Empty jar

  • 12 yr Scotch Whiskey

    25 January 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want you to give me 12-year scotch whiskey, and don’t try to fool me because I can tell the difference.” The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with... More about 12 yr Scotch Whiskey

  • Three envelopes

    24 January 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open one of these if you run up against a problem you don't think... More about Three envelopes

  • Fax message

    23 January 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope... More about Fax message

  • Going to see the doctor

    19 January 2012 / Funny Jokes

    An old man in his 80s got up and put on his coat. “Where are you going?” his wife asked. “I’m going to the doctor,” he replied. “Why?” she asked. “Are you sick?” “No,” he said.... More about Going to see the doctor

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