20-minute speech

A CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a tight 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.

"What's the idea in writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied.

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"I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."

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