About to blow

A large, powerfully built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1,000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1,000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

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She replies, "With 2,000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"


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  • Anthony says
    There, But for the Body, Go I.
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  • Owen says
    The fact that Bodybuilders tend to have short 'fuses' is well documented. Whether its a optical illusion or physical deformation, is a mystery.

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  • Peter T says
    That is a great joke. Too bad it is the part of the body you can't make longer or bigger without going under the knife.
    Reply

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