A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics: "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about three seconds before replying: "23!"

The interviewer tries another straight forward question to break the ice: "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces: "Five foot three!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for a very basic question. "And just to confirm for our records, your name please?" he asks.

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about 20 seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying: "Stephanie."

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he says: "I can understand counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

"Ohhh that!" replies the blonde: "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"

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