Chocolate chip cookies

An old man is lying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly notices the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulls himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man's wife is baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reaches for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacks him across the back of his hand.

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"Leave them alone," she exclaims: "They're for the funeral!"

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  • Raven says
    Hahahaha. So funny. Chocolate Chips Cookies to die for.
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  • Keynah says
    bahahhahahaha thats a good one! And here i was looking at the picture thinking.... damn those look yummy! must be a recipe! hahahahaha NOT EVEN! lmao! But still worth the read! lol
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  • Karen says
    Chocolate chip biscuits at a funeral. Yum!! Makes going to a funeral more bearable.
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  • paula says
    hahahahah poor old man, my mum still does that to me when i try to grab her baking lol.
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  • Grieving says
    Future meee.
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  • Renee says
    lol that is something my nan would do
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  • Prettyboy says
    that's way men die much younger than women!
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  • mike says
    Just bliss...best is homemade chocolate chip coookies.
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  • Peter T says
    I love eating chocolate chip coookies. This is such a funny joke!!!
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