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A man who has had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver: "where have you been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub, of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well, it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening," the cop says.
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know that, a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" asks the cop.
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk: "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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