Fax message

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

“Dear wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 19-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. - Your Husband”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Cat on fax machine

“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 19-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.”

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  • Millie says
    Thanks for making me laugh!
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  • Nicholas says
    How did they get younger?

    "19-year-old pool boy"
    "19-year-old teaching assistant"
    54 goes into 18
    18 goes into 54

    TYPO
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  • New Member says
    18 only goes into 54 three times tho, thats about right for an 18YO guy lol
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  • Keynah says
    hahahahahaha dass a good one! :)
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  • Basil says
    At 52 I may not be as good as I once was, But, I am as good once as I ever was....
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  • Pee says
    Now it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night...
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