Flat tire

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So, when they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question.

“For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom.”

At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.

 

Blown out tire on wrecked car

 

Then, the test continued… “For 95 points, tell me which tire it was.”

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  • Keynah says
    hahahahahahahahahhaha damnnnn remind me to never use that excuse again... or should i say... remind my kids when they grow up not to ever use that excuse ... EVER! lmao!!! Gr8 joke! hahahahaa still laughing... lmao
  • KELLY says
    hahahahhaahhahahaa CHOICE!!!
  • paula says
    lol they got away with it, haha funny!!!
  • Cindy says
    That's a good one! wonder if they passed! 25% chance!
  • Karl says
    Unfortunately the humour here is otherwise unavailable here in NZ as PC people have killed sarcasim and turned it into cynicism.
    Love the fact the professer played on the apparent intelligence of the two males mentioned.
  • Mark says
    Haha, not really a 25% chance though Cindy. They all have to choose the same tyre. So it's a 25%*25%*25%*25%= 0.39% chance that they pass!
  • Mark says
    my bad. thought there were 4 guys. So they have a 6.25% chance of getting it right! Slightly better odds... totally worth it
  • Pee says
    Still bad, mark. The two only have to agree. There is a 100% certainty that the first one will name a valid tyre. The second only has to agree with him - so it is a 1 in 4 or 25% chance.

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