Grocery shopping

A husband and wife are shopping in their local store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.

“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.

“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.

“Put them back, we can't afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

“What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.

“It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,” replies the wife.

Groceries in shopping cart, overhead view

Her husband retorts: “So do 24 cans of beer... and at half the price!”

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