K-9 to the rescue

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch.

The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.

"What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer.

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The blonde replied: "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"


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  • Mark says
    "burglarized"???
    Why not burglaricated, or burglaricaterized, or even burglarificaterized?
    Wait a minute, we could use a real word and real grammar along the lines of "She had been burgled".
    Just because americans make up their vocabulary doesn't mean the rest of the world has to go along with them.
    Rant over.
    Joke made me smile.
    • Bruno says
      Uh, bro? Burglarize is a word.
      Reply
    • Alan says
      Uh, bro? Burglarize is a North American term for burgle (as per the Oxford English dictionary) so strictly speaking, yes it is a word, just not English...
      Reply
    • Renee says
      How particular you guys are
      Reply

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