Keeping A Secret

At a party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said one man, scornfully: "can keep a secret."
"I don't know about that," answered one guest, a female blonde: "I have kept my age a secret since I was 21."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
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"I hardly think so!" responded the blonde: "When a woman has kept a secret for 27 years, she can keep it forever."

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