Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Mitre10 when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy: "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says: "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little worried."

The old guy says: "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says: "Well, she’s 27 years old, tall, red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says: "It doesn't matter -- let's look for yours!”

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