A woman buys a lottery ticket for a dollar. She wins the lottery and goes to the counter to claim her winnings. The man behind the counter verifies the woman's ticket number and she says: "I want my $20 million. Where is it?"

The man behind the counter replies: "No, ma'am. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The woman says: "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explains that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The woman, furious with the man, screams out:

"Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 million dollars right now, then I want my dollar back!"

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