Mermaid

An Italian, a Frenchman and a Scotsman were playing golf when they spotted a stunning mermaid on the shore. They all dropped their clubs and ran down for a closer look. The mermaid was incredibly beautiful and voluptuous.

The Italian, burning with desire, asked the mermaid: "Have you ever been fondled?"

"No, I haven't," whispered the mermaid.

So the Italian walked over and hugged and fondled her warmly. The mermaid said: "Hmmmm, that's nice."

The Frenchman, not to be outdone, said: "Have you ever been kissed?"

"No, I haven't," answered the mermaid.

So the Frenchman went over and kissed her long and slow. "Hmmmm," sighed the mermaid, "that's nice."

Finally the Scotsman asked her: "Have you ever been screwed?"

"No, I haven't," said the mermaid.

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"Well, you have now," said the Scotsman: "The tide's out!"

 

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