Millions

A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God answered: "A million years is like a minute."

Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"

And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny."

Finally, the man asked: "God, could you give me a penny?"

One MILLION DOLLARS

And God said: "In a minute."

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  • James says
    Pity it wasn't in a second.. but even that would be to long..
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