Naked gambling

Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says: "I want to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely nude."

They agree to her unusual request and she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice.

Then she screams: "I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.

For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says: "What did she roll, anyway?"

Poker

The second dealer says: "I don't know. I thought you were watching."

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  • Grieving says
    Haha, best one yet.
  • phoenix121 says
    shot
  • funny enough I saw this happen once but the girl was actually giving the dealer dirty looks and she gave him a kiss on the cheek
  • Kevin says
    Are the close circuit cameras black and white or full naturist color

    I hope it also has a slow motion playback as I think it will take a few times before they see what is on the dice
  • Prettyboy says
    who said blondes were dumb...well done cute blondie chick.
  • Warwick says
    Ha Ha, Classic!
  • barnes10 says
    hehehe I know where I'd be looking!
  • Hippynz says
    cool joke

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