Not much of a driver

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch.

He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of apple pie.

As he was about to eat, three bikers entered the diner.

One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a bite from it.

The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down the apple pie.

The truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier and left.

When he was gone, one of the bikers said: "He ain't much of a man, is he?"

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"He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied: "He just backed over three motorcycles."

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  • Andy says
    That's put a smile back on my face...
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