A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says: "How bad is it, Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

"I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight,” the doctor replies: “It should be OK next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl and proceeds to get married. On his honeymoon night in the hotel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.

This was the first time he had seen them and she says: "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."

Not to be outdone, he whips down his pants and says: "Look at this, baby, it's still in the crate!

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