Olympic condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she blurts: "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies: "gold, silver and bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

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The wife responds wryly: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."


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