Packs of condoms

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms.

Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father: "What are these things, daddy?"

"Those are condoms, son," his father replied.

"Why do they come in packs of 1, 3 and 12?" the boy asked.

"The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night," the father replied:

"The ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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And the ones with 12 in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March..."

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  • Madcow says
    And here I thought condoms were just naughty water baloons.

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