Funny Jokes - Page 10

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment

  • Check Up

    25 September 2011 / Funny Jokes

    So I went to the doctor last week for a check up, and the doctor was like "you have GOT to stop masturbating!" and I was like "oh no Doc! Why?!?" And he said "because I'm trying to examine you!" Joke of the Day, posted everyday on... More about Check Up

  • Testicle Therapy

    31 August 2011 / Funny Jokes

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and   watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a   foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of   the men. He immediately clasped his hands together... More about Testicle Therapy

  • Skinny Dippers

    23 August 2011 / Funny Jokes

    Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees. One evening... More about Skinny Dippers

  • Quick fire drinks

    11 August 2011 / Funny Jokes

    Guy walks into a bar and says, "Quick, give me three shots of your finest whiskey!" The bartender pours the shots and the man downs them as quickly as he can. Bartender says, "What was that about?" Guy says, "You'd do the same if you had... More about Quick fire drinks

  • R.I.P. Seamus

    09 August 2011 / Funny Jokes

    This joke is really just an excuse to use a ridiculous Irish accent. Mary Mcready was at home boiling potatoes for dinner, and one of her neighbors came up to the window. "Mary," he said, "I've got horrible news about your husband Seamus.... More about R.I.P. Seamus

  • Riding Nun’s

    08 August 2011 / Funny Jokes

    Two nuns are riding their bikes down the back streets of Rome. One says breathlessly, "I've never come this way before!" To which the other replies, "It's the cobblestones." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz -... More about Riding Nun’s

  • Prostate Problem

    08 August 2011 / Funny Jokes

    Wiremu, a New Zealander, was  in Australia  but  about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,   So he decided to see a doctor.   "Hey doc, I dun't feel... More about Prostate Problem

  • Sizing up the opportunity.

    07 August 2011 / Funny Jokes

    A man walks into a bar with a monkey in tow. The man sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him a beer and watches the man's monkey run around along the bar. The monkey grabs a peanut and swallows it whole, then grabs a... More about Sizing up the opportunity.

  • Mathematical solution

    06 August 2011 / Funny Jokes

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. ... Dad’s Joke. Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth right here... More about Mathematical solution

  • Hark, I hear the cannons roar

    04 August 2011 / Funny Jokes

    An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day. "I’ve got you a job," says his agent. "That’s great," says the actor, what is it?" "Well," says his agent, "it’s a one-liner" "That’s okay," replies the actor,... More about Hark, I hear the cannons roar

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