Funny Jokes - Page 3

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment

  • You have 10

    05 March 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says: "You're dying, and you don't have much... More about You have 10

  • Last will

    28 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    When Jim retired, he and his wife, who was much, much younger, moved to Wellington. Once they'd settled in, he decided it was about time to make a will, so he made an appointment with a lawyer. "I want it to be nice and straightforward," he... More about Last will

  • What's a little head?

    27 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A priest was walking down the street when a hooker came up to him and said: "Hey, guy! How would you like a little head?" Confused, he asked: "What's a little head?" She laughed and just kept on walking. When he got back to the church he asked... More about What's a little head?

  • Lawyer's rates

    24 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A man walked into a lawyer's office and asked about the lawyer's rates. "$50 for three questions," replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied: "and what was your third question? Joke of... More about Lawyer's rates

  • Big Night Out

    23 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    Paddy is smashing a few at the local until everything is forgotten. The bartender who is also a family friend continually tells him he's had enough and to go home. Finally after several last calls, Paddy declares "I'm going home", promptly... More about Big Night Out

  • Car accident

    22 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A woman and her boyfriend are speeding down a country lane after leaving a party. The woman decides she wants to have some fun so she takes off all of her clothes so she can flash other motorists. Unfortunately, the man gets a little distracted and... More about Car accident

  • Holy Meal

    21 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A fried chicken magnate has a meeting with the Pope and asks for the line in the Lord’s Prayer to be changed from “Give us this day our daily bread” to “Give us this day our daily chicken” and offers $100 million to... More about Holy Meal

  • Jazzing up

    17 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A frustrated housewife decides to jazz up her sex life after 20 years of marriage. She buys a pair of crotchless panties, applies a lot of makeup and greets her husband at the door in the sexy new lingerie.Slowly spreading her legs open, she says in... More about Jazzing up

  • Dinner for two

    16 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No, thank you," the gentleman replied: "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed.... More about Dinner for two

  • The dance

    15 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug.” She replies, “Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug... More about The dance

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