Funny Jokes - Page 34

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment

  • Mermaid

    04 June 2010 / Funny Jokes

    An Italian, a Frenchman and a Scotsman were playing golf when they spotted a stunning mermaid on the shore. They all dropped their clubs and ran down for a closer look. The mermaid was incredibly beautiful and voluptuous. The Italian, burning with... More about Mermaid

  • The Barracks Door

    03 June 2010 / Funny Jokes

    The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said: "Sir, did you know that your barracks door was open?" He did not... More about The Barracks Door

  • Keeping A Secret

    02 June 2010 / Funny Jokes

    At a party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully: "can keep a secret." "I don't know about that," answered one guest, a female blonde: "I have kept my age a secret... More about Keeping A Secret

  • Unusual Request

    01 June 2010 / Funny Jokes

    A passenger piled his cases on the scale at an airline counter in New York and said to the clerk: "I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the square case to go to Denver and the two round ones to go to Seattle." "I'm sorry, sir," the clerk... More about Unusual Request

  • Uncle Dave

    31 May 2010 / Funny Jokes

    A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and share their stories: "My daddy told me about my uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and... More about Uncle Dave

  • No Screwing

    27 May 2010 / Funny Jokes

    A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day, another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky.... More about No Screwing

  • IRD Inspector

    29 April 2010 / Funny Jokes

    At the end of the tax  year, the IRD office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRD agent was checking the books he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said,  "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What... More about IRD Inspector

  • A modest proposal

    06 November 2007 / Funny Jokes

    A modest proposal on keeping everyone happy With all the kerfuffle over the recent police raids, and the threatened use of anti-terrorism laws, it seems to me that a whole lot of different groups may just be a little peeved; either at how such... More about A modest proposal

  • Strip club blues

    28 August 2007 / Funny Jokes

    OK, I am a man of the world and I have been in strip clubs before. Lets just say, they are a bit like eating MacDonald’s. The thought comes first, the food second, and the disappointment, last. They never match the expectation, particularly... More about Strip club blues

  • Kiwis complain?!

    07 August 2007 / Funny Jokes

    No, Kiwis don't complain! Now, first of all, I am a fan of Denny's restaurants. But I don't understand the big advertising on the wall asking me if I remember sitting on a veranda, on a hot lazy Sunday afternoon, drinking a root beer... More about Kiwis complain?!

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