Funny Jokes - Page 9

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment

  • Golf pro

    27 October 2011 / Funny Jokes

    A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his coworkers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said: "Just hit the... More about Golf pro

  • Unconditional Love

    25 October 2011 / Funny Jokes

    A woman turns to her husband in bed and asks: "Do you only love me because my father died and left me a fortune?" "That's crazy. Of course not," her husband says: "I'd love you no matter who left you the money." Joke of the Day, ... More about Unconditional Love

  • Best Memory

    24 October 2011 / Funny Jokes

    Three guys are debating who has the best memory. The first guy says: "I can remember the first day at elementary school." The second guy says: "I can remember my first day at nursery school!" Not to be outdone, the third guy says: "That's... More about Best Memory

  • Problem remedy

    21 October 2011 / Funny Jokes

    A woman goes to see her doctor and explains that every time she sneezes, she has a massive climax. "Are you taking anything for it?" her doctor asks. "Yes," she replies: "Pepper." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to... More about Problem remedy

  • A Legal Question

    18 October 2011 / Funny Jokes

    Here's a legal question: Is this statutory rape……or just a monumental fuck up? Hat tip: David Henry More about A Legal Question

  • Perfect gift

    17 October 2011 / Funny Jokes

    A rather dim-witted blond man was talking to his buddy: "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday," he said. "She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." "I have an idea," his... More about Perfect gift

  • School days are over

    13 October 2011 / Funny Jokes

    A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked:... More about School days are over

  • Marriage counseling

    12 October 2011 / Funny Jokes

    A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife: "What’s the problem?" She responds: "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counselor turns to her husband and inquires: "Is that... More about Marriage counseling

  • Doctor's Prescription

    10 October 2011 / Funny Jokes

    A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart and listening to the wife's ceaseless chatter, he nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked: "How... More about Doctor's Prescription

  • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    27 September 2011 / Funny Jokes

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds... and it better be there!" The next morning he got up... More about 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

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