Perfect punishment

Three men were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women," the Sheik said. "No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The Sheik turned to the first man and asked him what he did for a living.

"I'm a cop," the first man said.

"Then we will shoot your penis off!" said the Sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.

"I'm a fireman," said the second man.

"Then we will burn your penis off!" said the Sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man: "And you, what do you do for a living?"

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And the third man answered, with a sly grin: "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

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  • Michael says
    Lmao the third man must be from new zealand :D
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  • Josh says
    Hahahaha! that's awesome! Yeah... Kiwi through and through!
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  • dory says
    Classic! Took me a while to try and understand that meant ;) *blonde moment* but made me lol! You would think after the first person heard what was gonna happen to him, he would of realised not to say his 'real profession' ;). Crack up though! I agree with Michael - the last guy must be a New Zealander. LOL
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  • Vishaka says
    Hahah..Kiwis Kiwis.... not hard to spot at all.. Lol
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  • Keynah says
    hahahahaha very clever!!!!!!!!!! Thats a gr8 joke to share around da table whilst having a few drinks :)
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