Play that harmonica

A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter:

"My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?"

So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying: "Why don't you learn to play this?"

Eventually, his tour of duty came to an end, and he rushed back to his wife. "Darling," he said: "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!"

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She kissed him and said: "First let's see you play that harmonica."


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  • Navman says
    hahaha! Awesome.
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  • Navman says
    hahaha! Awesome.
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  • Deanna says
    Hey chaps and chapesses hopefully you all get that we think that the Irish are mad, so here a some goodies for you....

    Paddy's in jail.
    The Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his
    feet.
    "What the heck you doing?" he asks.
    "Hanging myself" Paddy replies.
    "It should be around your neck" says the Guard.
    "I know," says Paddy," but I couldn't breathe".
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  • Deanna says
    And one more, will have to keep some for myself and feed them to you slowly!!!

    An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.

    His wife says, "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
    He does but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
    "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
    "Here boy." he replies.

    Enjoy !!
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  • mike says
    FUK I KNOW DEM IRISH ARE SLOW BUT SHIT.
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