Right approach

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says:

"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,

I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom.

I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says: "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.

I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed,

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rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?'... she never even stirs!"

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  • Jono says
    I must congratulate the person who trawled the internet for the photo that goes with this joke.............fits perfectly! Well done.
    Reply
  • Courtney says
    Hahaha
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  • RadioBirdman says
    wot you want the most you aint gonna get when you act like a dufus- dinner/wine/cuddles v takeaways/beer/slapontheass- one of these approaches works every time....now just which one was it again ???
    • Pee says
      methinks you have missed the point...
      Reply
    • Keri says
      That's a win/win situation. No matter the response!
      Reply
    • Renee says
      He has it sussed
      Reply

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