A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked: "What's so funny, Pat?"

"I just saw one of your garters!" Pat replied.

"Get out of my classroom," the teacher yelled. "I don't want to see you for three days!"

The teacher turned back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reached to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there was an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turned and asked: "What's so funny, Billy?"

"I just saw both of your garters!" Billy replied.

"Get out of my classroom!" she yelled. "This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

Embarrassed and frustrated, she dropped the eraser, so she bent over to pick it up. This time there was a burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turned to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you're going?" she demanded.

"Well," Little Johnny replied, "from what I just saw, my school days are over!"

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