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A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car, he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon, Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" the police officer asks.
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death," the man replies.
"Oh, really? How's that?" the officer inquires.
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home," the man responds.
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death," the officer says.
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man!"
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