A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said: "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

When they got home, the husband asked his wife: "What did the doctor say?"

“He said you're going to die," she replied.

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