String Bar

Two pieces of string walk into a pub.

The first piece of string goes up to the bar and says "I'd like a gin and tonic please."

The barman asks "Are you a piece of string ?" "Yes." the piece of string replies.

The barman says, "We don't serve your kind in here, get out!"

The second piece of string, who is very ragged, twisted and meshed in the middle, walks up to the bar and says, "A bottle of Bud please."

The barman says "Are you a piece of string ?"

Have a drink

The piece of string replies "No I'm a frayed knot."

... Dad’s Joke.

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