Stuck nuts

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully deep.

After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her new boyfriend.

The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room.

As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck.

"So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes school? A GP or a surgeon?"

Peanuts!!!...

"Well,” says the man, rubbing his nose, "by the smell of his fingers, I think he's going to become our son-in-law."

 

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  • harksgal says
    When i was 12 i brought some jaffas that had nuts in them and me and my friend were chucking them up in the air and trying to catch them in our mouths. I finally got it except it went straight down my throat. It felt aweful, like i had something stuck in my throat for ages after and also very painful. I suggest if you want to do this do it with something rather small like a pea because these jaffas were large. I don't know what i was thinking but i didn;t think for once that it would go straight down my throat.
    • Tim says
      I was doing something similar with a girl once too. She also had the same problem of it going straight down her throat.
      • Tim says
        I was doing something similar with a girl once too. She also had the same problem of it going straight down her throat. Unfortunately it was the size of a pea.
      • Keynah says
        ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hahahahah thats a good one.... but so wrong in so many ways but still hilarious hahahaha

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