The dance

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug.”

She replies, “Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too.”

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss.”

She replies, “Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a kiss too.”

Toward the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich.”

Nothing matters when we're dancing

She says, “Yaaah in Sweden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.”

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