The execution

Three women are about to be executed. One is a brunette, one is a redhead and one is a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 2: Members of the King's Troop Royal Horse Artillery fire a 41 Gun Royal Salute in Hyde Park to mark Queen Elizabeth II's coronation on June 2, 2010 in London, England. Queen Elizabeth II was coronated on June 2, 1953 in a ceremony in Westminster Abbey, London. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)

The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"

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