An Irishman finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and says: "Master, you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes. What would you like?"

The Irishman scratches his head, then answers: "A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty.”

"Granted, Master," the Genie says, and produces the bottle. The man is delighted and gets drunk on this one magical bottle for weeks before he remembers that he has two other wishes. He rubs the lamp again and the Genie appears.

"Yes, Master, you have two more wishes. What would you like?" the Genie asks.

"You know that magical bottomless Guinness bottle?" he asks the Genie: "Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them."

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