A man is walking along the beach when he discovers a strange bottle. He rubs it and a genie comes out and promises to grant him one wish.
The man thinks about it for a moment and says: "My wish is for peace in the Middle East."
The genie looks concerned and then says: "I'm sorry, but that's just not possible. Some things can't be changed. Do you have another wish?"
The guy says, 'Well, for my whole life, I've never understood girls. That would be my wish."

The genie pauses for another moment and then says: "How would you define ‘peace’?"
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