Humour
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Half drunk
A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him: "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?" More about Half drunk
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The good news
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over him, pulling up his eyelid and wielding the reflex hammer. More about The good news
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Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office
Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash)bang by emailing these photos to the entire office, about 20 employees we're told. Awesome doesn't begin to describe this office heroine. More about Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office
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Shaving problem
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. More about Shaving problem
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How fast are you?
How fast can you guess these words? More about How fast are you?
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Shopping and sizes
At the counter of a clothes store.“So this is an XL size?”“Yes.”“And this is a 2XL size?”“Yes.”“But the XL is bigger?”“Yes, I see. It’s because it’s a different maker. Different firms decide on their own sizing.”I headed back to the changing... More about Shopping and sizes
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College reunion
A group of old college friends arranged to meet regularly every 10 years to catch up. More about College reunion
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Parking Spot
A guy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking spot. More about Parking Spot
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Do You Know How To 'Do' It?
A man walked up to a neighbor's house and knocked on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. More about Do You Know How To 'Do' It?
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What is success?
At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants. More about What is success?
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Funny Jokes
Updated daily for your twisted enjoyment...
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Cocktails, Shots, & Drink Recipes
Drink in style.
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Hot Girls - Global Edition
Only the finest, sourced from around the globe.
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Amstel Cases
To celebrate the launch of Getfrank.



