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  • Hot Water

    18 April 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she blindfold him and takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club... More about Hot Water

  • Dentist

    17 April 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The... More about Dentist

  • 6 Double Vodkas

    16 April 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came... More about 6 Double Vodkas

  • Moths

    11 April 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!",... More about Moths

  • Hair Color

    10 April 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange, and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. ... More about Hair Color

  • Flowers

    09 April 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    A woman tells her friend that Interflora just delivered a bunch of flowers from her husband. "Now I guess he'll want me to spend the entire weekend on my back with my legs in the air" "Why?" asks her friend "Don't you have a vase?" Joke... More about Flowers

  • You have 10

    08 April 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says: "You're dying, and you don't have much... More about You have 10

  • Good thinking

    27 March 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    Two brunettes and a blonde are driving in the desert when, all of a sudden, their car breaks down. As none of them have any motoring knowledge, they decide to walk. Each of them decides to take one thing with her. The first brunette takes some food... More about Good thinking

  • Phone Book

    26 March 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around to last night's big date. "So, how'd it go, Harry?" asked Gil. "Terrible," admitted Harry. "The moment we got back to her place the phone started ringing.... More about Phone Book

  • Biggest jerks

    25 March 2014 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    Morton was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known primarily for his lack of IQ and common sense. He turned to his wife with a questioning look on... More about Biggest jerks

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