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These are Getfrank's rolling Top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily.

  • Immaculate Misconception

    23 May 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The... More about Immaculate Misconception

  • Cork Screw

    22 May 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Martin's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Wow," Gary said. "I've never seen one like that before." "Like what?" Martin... More about Cork Screw

  • The Watch

    21 May 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. "I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in my folk's bedroom and then I ran in. My father gave me a watch to get rid of me.", replied the... More about The Watch

  • Late Bus

    20 May 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'. ... More about Late Bus

  • Lines

    17 May 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all humans on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to Heaven. God came in and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the... More about Lines

  • First Date

    16 May 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a... More about First Date

  • Apples

    14 May 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further... More about Apples

  • Sausage Factory

    10 May 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father... More about Sausage Factory

  • Condoms

    10 April 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local Pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some candy to take home for me and my 7-year old son. It was a bag of Gold Coins (Gold Foil- covered chocolate candy coins). There were... More about Condoms

  • Fingers

    09 April 2013 / Good Laughs / Funny Jokes

    A guy was packing for a business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, he reached... More about Fingers

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