A fried chicken magnate has a meeting with the Pope and asks for the line in the Lord’s Prayer to be changed from “Give us this day our daily bread” to “Give us this day our daily chicken” and offers $100 million to seal the deal.
When the Pope refuses, he ups the offer to $300 million until the Pope finally agrees to the terms.
Later that afternoon, the Pope gathers his cardinals together and says: “I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is we made $300 million today. The bad news is we’ve lost the Wonder Bread account.”