Jazzing up

A frustrated housewife decides to jazz up her sex life after 20 years of marriage.

She buys a pair of crotchless panties, applies a lot of makeup and greets her husband at the door in the sexy new lingerie.

Slowly spreading her legs open, she says in her most seductive come-to-bed voice: “Honey, would you like some of this?”

The husband looks between his wife's legs and then up at her doting eyes and replies:

More New Decor!!

“Hell no! Look at what it's done to your underwear!”

Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.com.au- Click to see the past weeks worth right here...

 
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