Perfect gift

A rather dim-witted blond man was talking to his buddy: "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday," he said. "She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

"I have an idea," his buddy said. “Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it -- she'll probably be thrilled."

The next day the two men met up again: "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" the friend asked.

"Yes, I did," said the man.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

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"Oh yes!" the man replied: "She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling 'I'll be back in an hour!'"

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  • dory says
    HAHAHAHA! awww poor guy. awkward as. sex must be pretty bad for them! lmaaooo. must mean he cant last the hour so she has to go elsewhere.. crack up joke
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  • JamesM says
    The above comment tops this joke by far.

    lmaaooo
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