The gift

A couple has not been getting along for years, so the wife buys her husband a cemetery plot for his birthday.

Well, you can imagine his disappointment. The next year, his birthday rolls around again and this time she doesn’t get him anything.

“Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!?” he asks angrily.

Birthday Cake

“Are you kidding me?”She replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year!”

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