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• Warm Salad of Lamb, Feta and Red Capsicum Mayonnaise

  Last post: Craig on 14.03.11 at 01:50 | Started by Millie on 26.05.10

  

  That's great. I have some lamb cutlets sitting at home in the freezer - it's about time I did something with them. This is a bit fancier than I'm used to - but, hey, a little bit of experimentation never hurt anyone...right? More about Warm Salad of Lamb, Feta and Red Capsicum Mayonnaise

• Warm Salad of Lamb, Feta and Red Capsicum Mayonnaise

  Last post: Craig on 14.03.11 at 01:46 | Started by Millie on 26.05.10

  

  That's great. I have some lamb cutlets sitting at home in the freezer - it's about time I did something with them. This is a bit fancier than I'm used to - but, hey, a little bit of experimentation never hurt anyone...right? More about Warm Salad of Lamb, Feta and Red Capsicum Mayonnaise

• Win a PS3™ and the God of War Trilogy

  Last post: Craig on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by sweb on 08.03.10

  

  Right. Let me set the scene. Two years ago. I've just broken up with my girlfriend of 7 months. It was a pretty congenial split. No hard feelings.
  
  Two weeks to the day after the break, my best mate gives me a phone call. He tells me that he is now going out with my ex. "No hard feelings, mate."
  
  Two weeks. Two expletive weeks. To be fair, he is my best mate, so he knew he could get away with it. And he's still my best mate. But I couldn't let him off without some punishment.
  
  So, I gave him my silent approval and then bided my time.
  
  A note to anyone who is contemplating this act of girlfriend thievery: if you do follow through, make sure you hide the spare key to your apartment in a location different from the one your previous friend knows about.
  
  A month later, my good friend went away for the weekend with my ex. During his absense, I obtained a sheep from my uncle's farm. I then placed said sheep inside my friend's room. To keep the ewe happy, I spread a certain amount of hay on my mates bed and filled the bath in his ensuite with water. I then locked up and left.
  
  Needless to say, he was livid when he returned home two days later to find his room in a state of disrepair. Sheep droppings on the floor. Bed spread chewed to pieces. Textbooks missing pages. A broken lamp. A broken flower pot, etc, etc.
  
  He didn't even realise it was me until I began dropping lots of sheep-related puns into our conversations.
  
  I guess you could say I pulled the wool over his eyes. I was a baaaad friend. But ewe can't blame me, really.
  
  As it so happened, my ex broke up with him a month later and we're still best of mates today. And you know what they say: All's wool that ends wool.
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• Interview with Rob Berman

  Last post: Craig on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by Todadisko on 29.10.09

  

  Anything to keep me out of the cinema and away from the popcorn throwers, saliva-swapping lovers and that fat guy who takes up his seat and half of mine.
  
  I'd take this Fatso over that fatso any day. More about Interview with Rob Berman

• Nicholas Jermyn Shirtmakers Set worth $476

  Last post: Craig on 14.03.11 at 01:45 | Started by Todadisko on 22.09.09

  

  Come on. You can't deny it.
  
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